greengurl

two lies, one truth

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

iaamwhoiaam:

wibblywobblytimeywimeydoctor10:

imperialdalek:

OHMYGOD

Lockhart is the most annoying piece of shit ever omg

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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lovechraaliyah:

aaliyahdanahaughtonn:

death-by-lulz:

This is why I want 2000 back jlo and PUFF dancing to real slim shady man

aaaaliyah! n Rashad

Wow I never saw them until today.

lovechraaliyah:

aaliyahdanahaughtonn:

death-by-lulz:

This is why I want 2000 back jlo and PUFF dancing to real slim shady man

aaaaliyah! n Rashad

Wow I never saw them until today.

psychobillygore:

Forever reblog

psychobillygore:

Forever reblog

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

dollopheadsandclotpoles:

bonnyanne:

Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

I’m adding this one because it’s my favourite 

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me